Some pretty bad gags

I got some Spam email today, but at the bottom there were these one-liners.  None of them made me laugh, but one nearly brought a smile to my lips.  I’m not sure which is worst….

Woohoo I got my First Comment

I’ve been on WordPress blogging for 2 weeks now. 

I just got my first comment.

It was from Thirdpoliceman yesterday on Saddam Hussein Stole My Croissant.

Cheers.

Saddam Hussein Stole My Croissant

Yes, it’s true.  I only wish I had taken a photo at the time to actually prove what I’m saying because it’s all true…

Fireworks from your Butt

Here’s a story you may have missed.

Why would you light a rocket that was sticking out of your bottom?  Why would you put it there in the first place? 

I mean, honestly, WTF was he thinking?

Woman Eating Pussy

Now some of you may find the following shocking…

I got this link from my email.

I mean, what were they thinking?  Is this what the Interweb was built for?  What ever would Sir Tim say?

The Pope, a Rabbi, a Muslim and a Hindu…

Surely this is a joke…

Woohoo, what would you do?

I found a nice, fairly crisp ten pound note  laying on the street coming home from work today.  I mean it was me that was coming home from work, not the ten pound note.

Roller Coaster Stuck Upside Down

You can’t make this stuff up.

18 people were stuck upside down on a rollercoaster ride that broke down.

Why the Birth of Baby Jesus is All Wrong

I was down at the local supermarket today, they’ve started advertising and displaying their Christmas line of stock etc. 

Remembering to Speak for the First Time

I was astounded.  Chinese student couldn’t really remember anything before the age of about ten.